buzzfeedfood:

What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions. 

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the magic begins » Favorite Professor

“Are you quite sure you wouldn’t like a cough drop, Dolores?”

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did-you-kno:

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POTD

Had a fantabulous day with Livvi - I’ll write more later when I’m not falling asleep :)

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Fuck My Sims Life: So I had worked hard to get my family happy, It was Mum (Willow), Dad...

fuckmysimslife:

So I had worked hard to get my family happy, It was Mum (Willow), Dad (Calvin), Mum’s little sister (Luna) and the kids teen guy (Quinn) and child (Rosalynn). Willow and Calvin had their dream jobs, the kids had As, and Luna had written 5 books.

Then I forgot to pause the game when I took a…

braydaaan:

 needed the word ‘why’ flying around on my blog

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

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misssheeva:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

So here’s the new Voldemort

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rogue-intrigue:

agrabahprincess:

marbleloveroftveit:

randomfandomconfessions:

littlecoffeemonsters:

youlockedmeinthatbloodylab:

LION KING BLOOPERS

These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.

HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH

I needed this in my life.

if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you

Mufasa is such a diva.

Uehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…  Uehhhhhhh… Keep rolling.  Uehhhhhhhhhhh.

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POTD

Havent been keeping this up have I? Well, I have too - it’s a goal of mine. So…starting today/tonight - there will be a POTD, if not, please message me and I will make one.

So today’s POTD: biked/walked two miles, and am getting my saxophone repaired.  My teacher was almost giddy about how beat up and broken my saxophone was because it meant I was playing a LOT! I however have taken a very strong pill of some sort to ward off a possible incoming migraine and it is quite impossible to keep my eyes open. Goodnight tumblr